"Cave Johnson here, the lab boys told me to warn you, DON'T stay in the hibernation chamber for more than 2 months. This could result in brain damage. The first symptom of the brain damage is not being able to talk. The second, mistaking saying simple words, like, I don't know, apple, with jumping. So yeah, NO LONGER than 2 months. Cave Johnson, we're done here."
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